Today was a nice day so I bundled the kids up and sent them out into the backyard. While cleaning the kitchen I peeked out the window to make sure they were ok. The first thing I noticed was a stark white bum (like as in someones bum cheeks) standing in the middle of my yard. I next see a little stream of liquid coming from in front of the little white bum. I opened the door and yelled,
"Jaxson!!! WHAT are you doing??"
His response?? "Peeing mom"
My question is, WHEN did I teach my child to pee outside? When did he ever see me peeing in the backyard? Where do they get these ideas? They say children learn from watching the examples of their parents but I honestly cannot recall EVER peeing outside.
I can just hear my neighbors now. "Look at those nasty Borowski's. Their son is peeing out in the backyard."
The best part. After yelling at Jaxson to come in the house, he runs towards me with his pants down to his ankles and falls flat on his face in the grass. With his pants still around his ankles.
I needed the camera today.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Where's the camera?
Posted by Shannon at 12:36 PM
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1 comments:
John and I died laughing.
Are you sure Jade hasn't been doing some creative parenting?
My friend had the same problem out front in the gutter in front of her house, on a warm summer day, with the entire neighborhood outside judging. As if she told him to do it! Could be worse.
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