This one is for Tiffy

Working overnight not only gives me an 8 hours stretch of darkness and sometimes, blissful silence but it educates me on the latest and greatest gadgets and gizmo's. Beware, you are about to enter into my thougths during an overnight shift.

Last night it was the Hoover Round chair. Why, do you ask should you buy the Hoover Round Chair? Well, I learned the following: 1. Getting older does not have to be about doom and gloom. The seniors riding on their Hoover Round chair not only suddenly appeared ten years younger but dark skies and frowns were replaced with sunny skies and smiles when they received their Hoover. 2. Tom Kruse. Do not confuse this Tom Kruse with THE Tom Cruise. Tom Kruse not only invented the Hoover but he fully endorses it. Who is Tom Kruse? Who the heck knows but he sounded sincere when talking about his dream and the creation of the Hoover. 3. Not only can you get your own Hoover within in a matter of weeks BUT.....if you order now your Hoover will come with the complimentary expandable grabber. Now you can sit in your Hoover refusing to walk at all and you can use your expandable grabber to take over the use of your arms. Don't get me wrong, I do not mean to be disrespectful because I know that many people benefit from inventions like the Hoover. I just know that I rest better at night knowing that the Hoover Round Chair will be there for me. And if Tom Kruse tells me it is the best chair out there, then by darn it, it must be.

Another late night repeater is the continuous commerical for the classic commercial for Extend Ease. The male enhancement product that will revolutionize the way that you view pharmaceuticals for men. Amazing the things they have invented for the older generation.

In between Hoover Round, Extend Ease, and Tom Kruse I have reruns of Married with Children, Home Improvement, and Seinfeld. Nothing like watching re-run after re-run of Al Bundy complaining about being constipated. Or hearing the grunt of Tim the toolman Taylor. And as a closing thought, or two.....I wonder how much they paid the actress that plays Peggy Bundy to wear those spandex pants and cheetah print shirts. I bet more than I am making, sitting watching these reruns while my patient is asleep. I wonder if they would be interested in making a new show about a new Peggy Bundy living in New Jersey. Hey, I would wear spandex and cheetah print shirts..........