I hear strange noises coming from the kitchen and I should get up and check what the kids are doing but I think I will blog first. Connor was a star this year at the Ward Christmas party. He was thrilled because he is obsessed with stars. He looks so happy.

My day was full of baking and in the middle of making my kiss cookies, I hear a man's voice in my house. Jaxson had opened the door and let the mailman inside. Not only had he invited the mailman inside, he was naked. (not the mailman, Jaxson) It gets better. Not only had he let the mailman inside while he was naked, he had apparently gone to the bathroom without his busy mom knowing and had a dirty bum. I expect the state of New Jersey to be at my house tomorrow taking my children away. I cannot get Jaxson to keep his clothes on. Jade took Jaxson to the gym last week and left him in the kids corner while he was working out. After 20 minutes he heard over the loud speaker, "Jade Borowski, please come to the kids corner" When he got there he saw Jaxson running around the room naked, tackling other kids. The kid has a future as a stripper. That's all I can conclude.

PS. I bet you read this post just because of the title, didn't you?