Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Solve my Riddle

Some random thought that are going through my head right now........

My pants are getting smaller. Either that or I'm getting bigger. Hmmmm, the question remains, should I buy bigger pants or try to get my body smaller?? I think I will ask the all knowing Snickers bar..........his answer, buy more of me and buy bigger pants. (told you he was wise)

It's snowing. My clinical instructor just called me to ask if I thought clinical should be canceled tonight. Well, the snow is not sticking and it is not a white out.......My decision. Cancel clinical. It is much safer to stay at home than risk being caught up in this Jersey snow storm (which has already stopped falling) The clinical queen has ruled.

Connor just told me the following story. And I have to say he told this short, jumbled story in pure amazement.
"Mom, it is snowing. Will it snow forever? This big boy in my class had a nose bleed. And I looked mom and he didn't even pick it"
(Imagine that, getting a nose bleed without even picking your nose!!! Who would have thought?)

And for the final thought of the moment, a riddle (I'm a grumpy old troll,who lives under the bridge....ok, off track) for your enjoyment about my poor husband. This incident occurred over the weekend. The boys wanted to play Marioparty on the Wii Sunday afternoon. I was up all night with a stuffy head and a runny nose so I took some Tylenol cold. I woke up a little foggy headed and I remember taking the Star Wars game out of the Wii and placing the Marioparty inside the Wii. Well, nothing happened. It was like the Wii just ate the game up. Jade put another game inside and it came up. We could take it out, play it, do whatever we wanted with the new game but the Marioparty was lost somewhere inside the Wii. Poor Jade was distressed. He searched, he worked, he was sweating and fretting all night about this game stuck inside his precious Wii. He finally gave up all hope and we all retired to bed. The following morning I got both kids ready for school and after sending them out door, I retrieved the movie Pride and Prejudice to savor all by myself. I opened the DVD player and to amazement......I found.........MARIOPARTY! So, tell me what you think happened.

A. The Wii magically spit the Marioparty into the DVD player during the course of the midnight
B. Mario himself came out of the game and removed the Marioparty to a safer location...inside the DVD player
C. I was heavily sedated from the Tylenol Cold and put the game into the wrong spot.

I'm sure you will agree that option number A is the only logical explanation.

Although very distressed over the thoughts of losing his precious game, he was able to calm down once I told him the game was accounted for and safe. No Jade's were hurt during the creation of this riddle although a few nightmares may have been created for past sleeping experiences.

2 comments:

The Whetstone Family said...

The snickers told me the same...and I missed the snow! Maybe I blinked too long. I have to admit the Mario Party thing is something I could have easily done without the help of medication!

Keeping up with the Bonacci's said...

Amen to that last comment! I do stuff like that ALL the time! How funny Jade got so upset, Matt would have done the same thing!